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Monday, November 29th, 2004
11:26 am
the killing road
hi folks its been some time since ive bothered droppin a line on whats goin on , and i bet you just are tickled to death that im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

actually between the band and work and this and that i havent had time to do a fuckin thing ...but guess what , i got rid of the job, to make room for the band and other shit to entertain you all!!!

soo heres whats up, the band is rockin out pretty hard we'vedone a more shows in the past 2 months then i did the entire last year i was in my "last" band, im stoked, any way ...we need a lil break, as do i , personally, soo .. the band is lockin themselves in the mighty trusty musty dusty basement of hell ie. big jims domain...thanks buddy , i love ya.. and they are gonna start on a fuckin tear of learnin new songs for the upcoming year ...2005 is gonna be the year of the fist,,,,SCHINDLER'S FIST THAT IS.. in case you didnt know, schindler's fist is the name on the new band. our web site ,for now is located at marylandparty.com/schindlersfist or just schindlersfist.com
check there for shows and check here for updates from me... soo heres the rest of it, im heading to las vegas ..sin city the dust bowl ,,,yup yup, my main nigga dave parsons mr adp, my former employer and fav cousin has recently moved the family to vegas to persue the american dream .. money money money.. and i like money too ,soo im headin out .. we are leaving tuesday....im not sure how long im stayin but ,who knows, ,, i am comin back though, i have this band and some shit goin on here besides that .. but i do wanna get away for a bit, and help dave a lil make a few bikes... bucks, and maybe stop by the bunny ranch,,,,,, just to look around..hahhahahaahahh jk.....maybe.
soo as im travlin,, im driving by the way ,, me and planes um no no no not after 911,, i drive or i dont go..soo as im drivin across america, i m gonna be checkin in, from the killing road ,keepin an in depth journal of my doings, me and dave on the open road, its gona be ...interesting, and fun i cant wait

each day will be a new joural and each stae will be a new topic,and my thoughts on whats what and .as an american
im gonna spew my thoughts on what i think is right or wrong with my country!!!
and oh yes ,keep yer ears to the street,,cuz this just in ,,april 7 at the thunderdome in baltimore!!!!
death angel ...vader ... kreator...and you got it,, schindler's fist!
i got a bo nah!!

see ya from the road!
ronnie

Current Mood: hyper
Saturday, March 13th, 2004
9:11 am
that guy last nite,,, really stretched my hole out bad
WOW,, THOUGHT ID NEVER SAY THOSE WORDS HUH? .. LOL ..WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS I STOPPED BY THE TATTOO SHOP LAST NITE, AFTER A TEDIOUS SESSION OF ARGUMENTS WITH MOM AND DAD, I NEEDED TO INFLICT PAIN ON MYSELF ,,SOO I STOPPED BY TO SEE JEFF AND KURT AT SINS OF THE SKIN TATTOO IN ESSEX, JEFF, MY TATTOO GUY IS A COOL DUDE, ... KURT WAS MY MAN LAST NITE THOUGH, HE TOOK ME IN THIS LIL ROOM AND BEGAN RAMMING NEEDLES IN MY ALLREADY PIERCED EARS.... HAD TO STRETCH ME ABIT,, DAMN THAT HURT,, THE LAST TIME I DID THIS WAS AT MY BROTHERS HOUSE,,AS I SAT ON HIS COUCH I BOUGHT LIKE 16 GAUGE EARRINGS TO REPLACE MY EXISTING MALL REGULATION PIERCED HOLES ID HAD SINCE 1988..LOL. THAT HURT LIKE HELL, THIS TIME ROUND IT WAS LIKE CHILD BIRTH...GOIN FROMA 16 GAUGE TO A 10.... OUCH!!! OH BY THE WAY I DIDNT MENTION.. I HAVE 10 EARRINGS! NICE, PAIN, MY HEAD FEELS LIKE A BIG PIN CUSHION, I SLEPT LIKE HELL,AND MY PUPPY WONT STOP LICKIN MY EARS NOW,,, DAMMIT.. OHWELL. THE PRICE WE PAY TO BE DIFFERENT,
MOM WAS A LIL UPSET..SHE SAID IM GONNA END UP LOOKIN LIKE A UBANGIE NATIVE.... LOL. OH WELL. SEE YA NEXT TIME,, OH YEAH BY THE WAY I KNOW I BEEN TALKIN BOUT THE NEW BAND FOR A WHILE,.,. WELL ITS REALY MOVIN NOW ..MIKE AND CHRIS ARE THE BEST GUITARISTS IVE WORKED WITH IN A LONG TIME, AND WELCOME BOBBY TO THE DRUMS!
HES STRAIGHT FROM AN ACE FREHLEY TRIBUTE BAND CALLED LOADED DECK, BUT DONT LET THAT FOOL YA, HES A DOUBLE BASS BANGER OH YEAH,, AND AS FAR AS A BASS PLAYER, I GOT MY EYES ON THE GUY, I HOPE HE CAN DO IT, CUZ WE WILL BE READY TO PLAY IN ,, ID SAY ,LESS THEN A MONTH,, ROCK OUT!
BALTIMORE GET READY FOR.......
WARMACHINE!!!!! BY THE WAY ,, THATS THE BANDS NAME...IM OUT LIKE GEORGE BUSH DURING A TERRORIST ATTACK!

FREE HOWARD STERN!
IMPEACH BUSH....KERRY IS A NAZI,ROSS PEROT FOR PRES!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: awake
Saturday, February 7th, 2004
11:39 am
crank on the howard stern show
just a quickie here kids..if you, like me , were listening to the howard stern radio show wednesday morning at 8:30...you heard the crank song, bitter,
jammin in the background, while howard and crew were talkin and coming back from commercial break...could crank be on the airwaves at kroc.....
could be..all i know,is , even though im not in the band anymore..it felt great to hear the mighty CRANK...on the air waves..cool,

Current Mood: happy
Friday, January 9th, 2004
4:04 pm
what the hell is this les fest thing anyway ?
hi kiddies
tis; me yer ever lovable scizzorhed.. sorry i been in hiding for a few weeks, layin low,gettin really high on cocaine and huffing gas at the local smokes shop!! no. um how bout i been shacked up with this really hot jamaican lady and havent been able to find my shoes for a few weeks.. nah really i just been gettin stuff together for les fest 2004 . andalso i been gettin kicked out of my new band too, oh i forgot to mention that ,,,seems i been canned from junkrod...why ,. hmm im not to clear on this , and im not gonna make any accussations...yet,, lol, you know me,,
anyway lets just say it was a conflict of interests...between who? im not sure, but regardless, i was asked to turn in my rebel flag and half can of warm pabst... no hard feelings i guess ,,im rather shocked and saddened , but i guess things will work out.i was really diggin this gig, but apparently, not enough, anyway before i ramble.. the deal is this ... im out of junkrod, i wish them all the coolness in the world, rock on, but if ya wanna know what really happened yer gonna have to ask al, cuzi dont even know,really, lol, anyway ,, move on.

les fest is an annual show held at the zu in dundalk for a friend of mine, ours , who was tragically killed in dec of 1995 by a drunk driver. les was the "lead" singer and bass player ,, of the band the family jewels/ they were really makin a good mark on the local scene too, but unfortunately les was taken from us and we gather every year to rock and remember him. originally started by mr miss isennock ...togather funds for a scholarship in les' name at his alma mater at ecc in baltiomore co.
since the beginning weve managed to raise thousands of dollars to give to kids each year to help them in their studies etc, i think its great and i know les would have approved,
soo we get 4 or 5 of baltimore best bands together to rock out and have fun and remember les, and his wonderful smile, and try to keep him close to us and perhaps even shed a few tears during the show, but its all good cuz ... its all about les!!
soo when ya hear me babblin les fest this or that ,, just know, its something for someonei loved ,we loved, and if ya never met him, ya sure missed out, he was a great genuine person, thats all that can be said, he was a wonderful human being,
that was les.
anywa tix are on sale now for les fest . 5 bucks in advance and 7 at the door, this year bands performing are
crank
tommy hate
pornomint
blackball
and my good friends strange wayz performing all kiss songs..sort of an unmasked tribute to kiss and les .. its gonna rock, and ya im gonna have to sing a few kiss songs,, dr love in the house !! ewww yeaaaaaaaaaaeeeeee
anyway if ya need more info or want tix thru the mail or just wanna donate 5 bucks for the czuse i will send ya a tix and some more info on it.
for tix and donations, please send check or mo, to or well hidden cash to.
ron peterson
327 savannah rd
baltiomore md 21221.
att: les fest
see ya at the gig

Current Mood: restless
Wednesday, December 17th, 2003
10:08 pm
censorship!
hi its me, scizzor, the loveable sexual harrasser, the sexual predator, the king of obscene
well thats how i been made to feel, and ....
well read on, these are your rights ...directly from the bill of rights..apparently these rules dont apply at my job!!
when a 3x5 pic of a girl in a bikini
is considered obscene and questionable,,, i think its time to look into peoples motives....

soo if you, like me, have a safety nazi at your place of employment,,
read on unite, call your lawyer,, i did!!!

this is the first amendment

The First Amendment of the United States Constitution protects the right to freedom of religion and freedom of expression from government interference. See U.S. Const. amend. I. Freedom of expression consists of the rights to freedom of speech, press, assembly and to petition the government for a redress of grievances, and the implied rights of association and belief. The Supreme Court interprets the extent of the protection afforded to these rights. The First Amendment has been interpreted by the Court as applying to the entire federal government even though it is only expressly applicable to Congress. Furthermore, the Court has interpreted, the due process clause of the Fourteenth Amendment as protecting the rights in the First Amendment from interference by state governments.
freedom of speech. The right to freedom of speech allows individuals to express themselves without interference or constraint by the government. The Supreme Court requires the government to provide substantial justification for the interference with the right of free speech where it attempts to regulate the content of the speech. A less stringent test is applied for content-neutral legislation. The Supreme Court has also recognized that the government may prohibit some speech that may cause a breach of the peace or cause violence. The right to free speech includes other mediums of expression that communicates a message.

Despite popular misunderstanding the right to freedom of the press guaranteed by the first amendment is not very different from the right to freedom of speech. It allows an individual to express themselves through publication and dissemination. It is part of the constitutional protection of freedom of expression. It does not afford members of the media any special rights or privileges not afforded to citizens in general.

in review
i choose to express my self thru a pic of a pretty girl in a bathing suit..just cuz the skank that didnt like the pic has to wear a barrel on the beach,, too bad!

i think i will call johnny cochran and al sharpton, and jesse jackson and ...fuckit redd foxx too,

see ya in the porno shops,,im gonna go rub one off right now,

die safety wench!

Current Mood: aggravated
Sunday, November 23rd, 2003
2:41 pm
where the helll have you been ?
do you care ,,, do i care ? , um yes! hi folks i been soo busy with the new band...its been hell a fuckin cool ....gigging all month jamming with cool assed people....mainly one danzig show we did this week,..yup yup we opened for danzig at the recher thEater...wednesday nite nov 19...it was really fun..... cool, to be in a huge room, jammin to a sellout crowd and have everyone rockin ... i loved it, my highlite of my sooo called"musical career"///seein alot of friends out there rockin ....it was all i could do not to piss my pants in joy!!!
thanks to big al and priz ,my bros for hangin out, makin me feel cool! yer always there guiys, i love ya s...thanks to my brother mike, a true road dog, he lugged my gear for me on and off stage and got soaked in the rain in the process...yo yo yo big ups to my brotha yo!
i love him..i cant wait to get a record deal and buy him a nother harley!!!!

you always got a job as a bass roadie here mate!


the other guys in the band were outstanding that nite...just blew me away,im very proud to be on stage with such fine musicians and great people . true friends...no doubt, anyway i been away for a bit , im back things are coolin down a bit..we will be recording soon and have a new junkrod cd out soon i hope..as well as some grooooovy covers for ya,, soo we can start headlining gigs around town ,and kickin the asses that need to be kicked!
a big big hoooray to my bros in SWIFTHOLLY for helpin us with the danzig gig,, i love you guys too, its been a long time,,, ,lets stick together huh? ....

as far as everything else, me and jim...mr jb are settled in our lil humble abode on holabird ave just fine!!! jim has found out about the beast that lives in me when i sleep.(insert devil sounds here) ......
hahaha sorry ... anyway ,hope to see you all at the junkrod gig this weekend at the hot spot in essex....formerly goodtimes on rt 702 just offa 695 ,in essex!

should be a crankin,,, uhuhuhuuhuh good time,,,

for more info go to junkrod.net
sign the guest book, and say hey ,,we'd love to hear from you all. yeeeeeeee haw!

Current Mood: sleepy
Monday, November 3rd, 2003
3:54 pm
junkrod shows ,, updated
hey kids,, i havent been around too much these last few days /weeks. with me moving out and joining junkrod,and gettin ready to do shows and kickin ass and...well ya ge the picture...
well we kicked major ass halloween night, won alot of new friends and fans,, had a great time ..the guys were rockin too..i truly feel like im home!
then saturday night off to woodbridge va, for a second show in as many nights,, went pretty good, i had fun..long ride to play for 40 min, but rock and roll aint easy....anyway we got big huge gigantic news comin up, it aint in stone yet ,but we will know today,.i cant saywhat it is yet.. but its big,,its an opening slot, for a major major band ... yer al gonna shit when i tell ya,, anywho,,,, remember the thunderdome this friday night with junkrod....then nov 15 the big assed white trash hoe down ,, at the royal,and oddly enough the royal is the former bar i worked at in the early 90's.. monkey bars,, funny huh...small world,, soo be there too junkrod hosts the gig..cant wait to tell you,, and your mother,,,,uuuhhu thats a hint, on the band were gonna open for......what a greatway to end a dirty black summer huh.. ?

anyway see ya all soon!

ronnie

Current Mood: chipper
Friday, October 17th, 2003
10:03 am
me, my new band, and,,,this wednesday night
hi kids, justa lil update here fer' ya's,
as you know ,or may not know.ive joined the ranks of a really kick ass local buncha blokes .the band ..junkrod, the music kick ass!
if ya aint busy this wednesday night, id like to see ya all down at the house of rock on rt 40 in whitemarsh.
thats the old attitudes 3000 for all you girly punks out there that used to like to shake yer rumps to sir mix alot!!
i know wednesday sucks, but its a battle of the bands thingy and,, its my first show, soooo i need the suppor,ti need to see your faces out there ... but i must warn you, if you think you are gonna here any crank songs,, you may be a lil dissappointed... cuz it aint happnin'. actually i aint even really singing in this band, maybe a few back ups, this is my time to just kick back and go mental on stage, have fun and be drunk ,, alot

soo sorry if ya still wanna hear zero live, 537 or,, whaever, CUZ IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN.... AT LEAST FROM MY END, AND I CANT SEE ANYONE WANTING TO HEAR IT IN ANY OTHER FASHION...
but thats just me, and besides i hear the crank bunch is re recording all the old stuff anyway , i guess i didnt do a good enough job, and they feel the need to completely remove me from existence..anyway ,, thats kinda sad, i like the crank stuff as is,. kick ass
dont get me wrong i still listen to crank all the time, i love it, i mean I WAS IN THE BAND.. FOR WHILE!!
i wish them the best...

on another note the side band, atomic pitbull...is well under way.. still waiting for a bass player, to show up...hint hint,, hell oooooooooooooo
i have a few grea tguys workin on this project
on guitars a great guy , straight outta dundalk, lol, chris w, thats all im gonna say cuz i cant spell his fuckin last name to save my life, but chris, is the man, ... a marty friedman freak, and a damn fine one at that , he's bangin the riffs out big time, leads out the ass ..cant wait for you to hear our version of slayers seasons in the abyss.. its gettin there.. i was very concerned goin into this project , about guitar players after years of playing with a guy of mike mohrs caliber in crank, i was afraid to play with someone less then stelar , i mean i hate to blow his fuckin horn..but hes a damned fine axeman, prob one of the best in md.
there were some big big shoes to fill..well chris fills em just fine,, they may be a bit snug ay' chris?
anyway , on the other end of the guitar spectrum, mike gainer, my buddy from work ,i recruited his ass from the get go, a fine axemeister to boot, fuckin james hetfield meets scott ian, ... crushing backin guitars and fasst furious pick shredding, hes got the shit i need , i feel just fine standing in front of these 2 in any forum!
no shit...
and mr eric lowry on drums, the death metal kid!
lol
now eric is a special kinda guy, he has no prob right from the get telling you ..hey i got this lil thing with my legs happnin here and fuckin you need to get passed it like now.. to see eric walk into a room knowing he is a drummer, you would perhaps be taken a lil back,again i feel comfy talkin bout eric, cuz dammit i love this guy.. he knows whats what ., hes got "it" hes a fuckin drum god!
to see eric walk in a room ,, then to listen to him rock on the drums,, well its 2 different things, never ever judge a book by its cover, i know the feelin to be judged., and if you are a fuckin shallow fuckin douche bag that wants a certain style of singer and a certain brand of drummer etc etc ,,then we ,,atomic pitbuill, dont need you at our shows!!we are like the united nations,,alil this a lil that ,,, prego if you, will,,,, its all in there ..
but really i do want you all at the shows,hope fully we will see you soon,, but til then ,and even after then ...you will .

worship ....JUNKROD!!!!!
i will get on more about them next time, i promise,,, al joe and bob, my new bros...
i want you to witness them first and then i will give you the scoop the poop the shit..ok
but please attend this wednesday night, at THE HOUSE OF COCK ..ROCK, ok ok ok ok ?
we need your support, and .. i need you there ..
thanks again

ronnie

Current Mood: awake
Saturday, October 11th, 2003
5:14 pm
FREE AT LASSSSSST THANK GAWD I AM FREE AT LAST
WELL KIDDIES, IT WAS AN EARLY WEEKEND FOR ONE JIM ... BIG JIM, BUCHANNAN, THEY RELEASED HIS FILTHY ASS A LIL EARLY, GOOD TIME FOR NOT BASHIN ANYONE I GUESS HUH? ANYWAY JIM WROTE IN AND LETS TAKE A STEP BACK AND LISTEN OK... JIM ACTUALLY MAKES A FEW VALID POINTS THIS WEEK, I GOTTA SAY ITS BEEN FUN WATCHING JIMS PRISON EXPOSE'....
IT COULD BE A NEW REALITY SHOW, WE'D SIMPLY CALL IT ,JIM........HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM...JIM.. OK HERES JIMMY, AND READ ON FOR BIG HUGE GIGANTIC ENORMOUS RONNIE BAND NEWS!!
FUCKERS!


FREE AT LASSSSSST THANK GAAWWD I AM FREE AT LAST !


WELL THEY RELEASED ME,A DAY EARLY AT THAT.YUP 552PM TO BE EXACT. HAD TO CALL MY POPS TO PICK ME UP AND HE PICKS ME UP IN MY OWN TRUCK..NICE. I GET HOME AND TURN ON THE RADIO,98ROCK OF COURSE,AND WHAT SONG DO I HEAR? BREAKIN THE LAW, BY JUDAS PRIEST.OH YES,IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.EVERYONE PROBABLY THINKS I WENT OUT AND GOT FIT SHACED, BUT NO.I SAT AROUND WITH MY MOMS AND MY NIECE WATCHING MOVIES. IT WAS COOL. DADDY DAY CARE AND ANGER MANAGEMENT. THEY WERE BOTH OK BUT I WAS HOPING DADDY DAY CARE WAS A HORROR FLICK.DEAD CHILDREN EVERYWHERE,IT WOULD BE FUCKIN GREAT.MAYBE I'LL MAKE MY OWN MOVIE.I'M SICK I'M TELLIN YA,I'M SICK!! ANYWAY,PEOPLE WANNA KNOW IF I LEARNED MY LESSON. I LEARNED THAT THIS IS NOT A FREE COUNTRY UNLESS YOU HAVE LOTS OF MONEY AND ARE WILLING TO KISS a lot OF ASS AND I DO NEITHER.THE STATE MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OFF OF PEOPLE LIKE ME AND YOU EVERY YEAR.IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HAVE A 1/2 A BEER OR A1/2 A CASE. IF YA GET PULLED OVER FOR ANY REASON THEY ARE GONNA FUCK YA.THEY WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A HARDEN CRIMINAL.SO GO OUT AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE,I KNOW I WILL. WILL I EVER DRINK AND DRIVE,....SINCE I'M BUYING A HOUSE AN 1/8 OF A MILE FROM HOWARD'S PUB,I THINK NOT.

JIM
IMMA FREE MAN



WELL SEEMS JIM IS OK, BACK HOME DOIN FINE..IM GLAD I LOVE THAT CAT LIKE A BROTHER
MADE ME SAD TO SEE THE KID LOCKED DOWN BY THE MAN.
DID JIM LEARN HIS LESSON, TIME WILL TELL I SAY HE DID, AND I WIL MAKE SURE ,CUZ IM MOVING IN HIS NEW HOUSE, AND ITS GONNA BE JACKASS HOUR ALL HOURS..
CANT WAIT. 2 DRUNKS ON THE MOST BAR HAPPY ROAD IN DUNDALK, MMM FUN.
THANKS JIMMY!!

AND NOW .. ITS OFFICIAL , AFTER A SILENT AUDITION, AND A BIG BIG REHERSAL ,I HAVE LANDED THE GOLDEN SPOT IN THE BAND ...THE NEW BASS PLAYER FOR THE PUNK PSYCHO BILLY BAND ....JUNKROD....
WHO THE FUCK IS IS JUNK ROD YOU SAY,
I WILL TELL YOU,
A COOL FUCK IN BAND THAT S WHO.
YOU LIKE FAST CARS ,YOU LIKE LOUD GUITARS YOU LIKE BEER IN A CAN, YOU LOVE AMERICA YOU LIKE MOTORCYCLES, YOU WANT MORE TATTOOS, YOU GOT AN OLD BASEBALL HAT YA LOVE THAT STINKS, YOU LIKE JOHNNY CASH,YOU LIKE THE MISFITS, YOU LIKE ME?
WELL THEN .....JUNKROD IS FOR YOU
ALL AMERICAN GOOD OLE BOYS KICKIN IT FUCKIN HOME STYLE, NO FRILLS NO BULLSHIT ROCK AND ROLL, .. KINDA HANK WILLIAMS MEETS DANZIG, NOW I KNOW THATS A STRETCH , BUT IF YA WANNA LISTEN GO TO JUNKROD.NET AND D/L SOME TUNES, I MEAN WITH SONGS LIKE DILDO,? AND TALEDAGA..AND WAL MART SPECIAL,, I MEAN YOU KNOW ITS FUCKIN COOL, STRIPPED DOWN ,.. JUNKROD MAKES ACDC LOOK LIKE DREAM THEATER, NO PUNCHES PULLED HERE,.JUST ROCK,
RED NECKS FROM THE ESSEX AREA.. WHAT FUN,
AND THE GUYS, WELL THEY ARE THE COOLEST BUNCH SINCE, ... WELL SINCE, ALONG TIME COMIN,
I FEEL RIGHT AT HOME, MORE SOO THEN I HAVE IN A LONG LONG TIME, THE GUYS WELCOMED ME WITH OPEN ARMS AND FULL BEER CANS!
IM TOTALLY PSYCHED, I KICKED ASS ALL WEEK LEARNING A PLETHERA OF SONGS, I GOT IT DOWN A LIL ,I NEED ALIL MORE TIME ,BUT TIME AINT WHAT I GOT,
WE,, HAHAHAH YEAH I CAN SAY THAT NOW, WE, JUNKROD WILL BE AT THE HOUSE OF ROCK ON RT. 40 IN BALTIMORE ON OCT 22. ITS A WHFS BATTLE OF THE BANDS FINALS, IF WE WIN,,
WE WIN,,
WHAT IM NOT SURE ,
A PIECE OF ASS AND A GLASS OF MILK MAYBE, ANYWAY IM THERE ,AND I WANT TO SEE YOU ALL THERE. I KNOW ITS A WEDNESDAY NIGHT BUT WE ,,AHAHAH COOL, WE JUNKROD LOL, COOL, GO ON EARLY AND GET DONE EARLY, AND ITS MY DEBUT SOO PLEASE I BEG YOU COME TO THE HOUSE OF ROCK AND SEE ME AND MY NEW MATES, JUNKROD,,, ITS THE OLD ATTITUDES BAR ON RT 40 GOIN INTO WHITE MARSH, PLEASE ATTEND, WE GOT FREE CDS, AND SOME COOL SHIT TO GIVE AWAY . SOOOO CMON ALL MY FRIENDS AND SUPPORT MY NEW CAUSE. YOU WERE SOOO GOOD TO ME IN THAT OTHER BAND,, LOL, OOPS LETS SEE IF WE CAN MAKE THIS ONE JUST AS SPECIAL..I KNOW WE CAN..THANKS I LOVE YOU ALL, AND CHECK OUT JUNKROD.NET

JOE BOBBY AND AL, AND...HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH RONNIE!
I LOVE YOU ALL...(IN MY BEST OZZY VOICE_)

AND REMEMBER I'LL BE SEEIN YA,,

RONNIE FROM CRAN......OOOPS JUNKROD,, GET IT RIGHT!! LONG MAY SHE FLY,,,
FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Current Mood: excited
Sunday, October 5th, 2003
4:34 pm
big jim, week 2- freedom of speech(jim says ...the n word ?)
hi kiddies, big jim wrote me today
seems week 2 is done and jim was a lil edgey in the pokey this weekend, lets see what happened!!

****the views expressed in the foillowing in no way reflect upon scizzorhed and his views..at least right now

week 2 -in the slammer!!huhuhuhuh


WELL,I MADE IT THROUGH ANOTHER WEEKEND. ONE MORE TO GO. LIKE I SAID BEFORE IT REALLY EASY BUT I DID HAVE SOME WORDS WITH A 22 YEAR OLD WIGGER. HE KEPT THROWING WET PAPER TOWELS INTO THE TRASH CAN.YOU KNOW THE KIND YOU WOULD MAKE IN SCHOOL AND MAKE'UM STICK TO THE CEILING IN THE BATHROOM. I GUESS HE THOUGHT HE WAS MICHAEL JORDAN. ANYWAY, MY BED WAS ABOUT 5 FEET AWAY FROM THE TRASH CAN.AND I TOLD HIM YOU CAN THROW SHIT IN THE CAN ALL DAY,BUT AS SOON AS ONE HITS ME,I'M GONNA SLAM DUNK YOUR ASS IN THIS CAN. HE STOPPED THROWING SHIT. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT JERKY. ALSO I DIDN'T HAVE MY BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICINE ALL WEEKEND.I BROUGHT IT BUT THOSE COCKSUCKERS WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME. I'M GONNA SuE,SuE EVERYBODY. JUST ABOUT EVERY GUARD THERE WAS AFRICAN-AMERICAN OR JAMAICAN. IN OTHER WORDS THEY WERE ALL NIGGERS.THATS RIGHT I SAID IT.THOSE DAMN DIRTY APES.

P.S. THE FOOD SUCKED..AGAIN!! JIM




hmmmmmmm, seems like ole jim is breakin out the race card..it is true, i remember my lil stay in a quaint lil jail here in town, where is was told upon entry,, "in here boy its a niggahs world ..the black man rules in here, outside is the whitemans world... you in here, im the king" ... then he proceeded to steal my cookies,, dammit, anyway thats my problem ,not yours,and this is jims stage this week,,til jim gets arrested again ,.....
see ya next week for the final installment of
big jim -locked down!!!!
ps. jim, you cant say those words ,,you filhty baboon

sorry to all my black brothas ansd sistahs....

Current Mood: amused
Sunday, September 28th, 2003
4:43 pm
doin time - weekend 1 its ova
hi folks , i just got in from work and i just opened my emails,and ...guess who is out of the slammer.....jim, ....his friends, still ...call him , jim,
big jim, might i add.. and im sure ..... ya know what that means girls.. anyway , jim wrote in on his experiences this weekend at the lovely towson hyatt...aka balto co correction fac.
he didnt delve to deeply into tht just of everything, but he painted a nice lil picture for us, non convicts,, lol, anyway ,im gonna talk to him this week, and hopefully stir him up a bit , soo maybe he will go back there next week a lil more angry and whip some ass!!!!!
anyway ,, jim, speaks.!! by the way , check the picture up top, its me and ....jb,, big jim, lil jimmy hetfield, aka ,dave lombardo,the hitman ......yeah!

doin' time -weekend 1

WELL,MY FIRST WEEKEND IS OVER.IT WASN'T TO BAD IF YOU LIKE TO LAY ON THE FLOOR WITH ABOUT 35 GUYS,SMELLIN LIKE SWEATY BLACK ASS.ANYWAY THE FOOD SUCKED,I DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING,BUT I DID INSPECT IT.NASTY!! BREAKFAST,I THINK WAS OATMEAL,IT SMELLED LIKE CAT VOMIT,YUMMY. LUNCH,A GODDAMN HOTDOG.I'M NOT EATING THAT.I'M NOT SURE WHERE IT HAS BEEN. AND FINALLY,DINNER. SPAGHETTI,DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT,WHO CARES. DID YOU EVER TRY TO EAT SPAGHETTI WITH A FUCKIN PLASTIC SPOON,IMPOSSIBLE.MAGUYVER,COULDN'T PULL THAT ONE OFF.I DIDN'T GET ANY SLEEP EITHER.YOU TRY SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR WHILE THE GUY NEXT TO YA IS ITCHIN AND SCRATCHIN ALL NIGHT CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY DOPE. I HOPE HE O. D'S. AND THE WHOLE NIGHT THEY
PLAYED RAP MUSIC ON MTV,I MEAN MTV2,MTV DOESN'T PLAY FUCKIN MUSIC ANY MORE.ANYWHO,I'M OUT,SEE YA NEXT WEEK.1 DOWN 2 TO GO.

JIM

has jim learned his lesson yet?
tune in next week and hear jim say
" these damned babboons playin there rap music eatin oreos craaaaaaaaaaaappin all over the place"

Current Mood: happy
Wednesday, September 24th, 2003
9:20 pm
he's on the jail house nowwwwwww
hello kiddies, its me scizzguy,
im glad you stopped by , this week i got a lil serrrrrrprize fer ya'.... i am turning over the wheels to my good friend jim,,,,his friends call him.....jim .
anyway jim seems to have gotten into a lil hot water,soo to speak..i find this very interesting.soo i am going to post the email i just got from.......jim, his friends call him,,,,, jim, and let you all see what ole jimmys been doin, . jim is a great guy ,one of my dearest friends i love this guy, he makes me laugh, and he likes judas priest...anyway , for the next few weekends,,, hahah im gonna let jimmy write this page, i will have my lil commentary of course before and after ..but the meat and potatos will be all jim,
anyway ,, heressssssssssssssss jimmy!

sept. 25, 2003 5 pm

WELL,I WENT TO COURT YESTERDAY,FOR MY 2ND DUI. AFTER SPENDING $1000 FOR A LAWYER,AROUND $600 FOR SOME GAY ASS ALCOHOL TREATMENT PROGRAM, THEY STILL GAVE ME JAIL TIME.ITS ONLY 3 WEEKENDS,BUT IT STILL SUCKS ASS!! I ALSO GOT A $500 FINE AND 2 YEARS PROBATION. I MUST HAVE THE LUCK OF THE IRISH.HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!! MY ADVICE TO YOU ALL..IF YOU MUST DRINK...DRINK a lot AND DO DRUGS!!!
SEE YA IN 3 WEEKS,
JIM


hi its ronnie again...im gonna have jimmy write a lil somethin while he "thinks" about what hes done, sooo monday i will post a new scizzor,, and see what jimmys weekend was like, and then ,, each weekend after ,,for the next 3,, hahaahaaha jimmy speaks!!
see ya

Current Mood: sympathetic
Saturday, September 20th, 2003
5:04 am
an old friend, the flood, and......
well we got our asses tanked this week, by mother nature,or if you are from downtown ,,muva naycha
but im not so it aint, anyway ,i was watching the news on friday morn and i saw all the flooding an i was all like,, damn those poor bassstids, all washed up,
then i realized they were flying over my old neighborhood!
i saw a bar i hang out at , it was under water , cars floating by.i saw my friends house,underwater , i saw my friend, underwater, what the f@#@k./
this aint sponge bob here,,,(by the way when i saw crank they did the sponge bob song in the middle of tunring japanese,,,,, gay ) anyway ..
i jumped in my truck, by the way the payment is officially late, lol, and i drove to the mighty dundalk.
first i drove thru the old neighborhood..looking for any one i knew, to try and help out, it wasnt too too bad there, but as i got closer to the water front homes it got kinda hairy, then i looked across the river to see if i could see my friend dales ,,,, a.k.a scooter. house and i saw,, water up to the freekin doorknobs,, and by the way , this is where atomic bitch wax is gonna rehears,,and where all my gear is currently, all my musical gear
fortunatley scooter had the good sense to move the stuff to high ground and all was saved, actually im sure his girl friend moved it, hes a real slouch,, sorry dale, but i know katie moved that shit, lol .yer just as lazy as me,, and by the way , ya better be nice to her cuz , i gotta tell ya, shes lookin really hot lately, i think im gonna try to steal her away from you, you dont deserve her, mayhbe i can get her to plot with me and kill you..that would rule, anyway ....thats enough on dale,
soo i made my way to the lil area known as bayside drive, where my dear dear dear friend of many years, donna lives.
now donna is a cool lady.she used to cut my hair, and let us kids run wild all over her house and stuff ,
we all grew up with her daughter tracey , and we kinda just layed around her hous,e shit, she let us, soo we did, we ate her food,drove her nuts, we made a lot of mischief ... she handled it well.
but then we grew up, well some of us,and she moved and well, i try to stay in touch, i better make more of an effort to stop by., she seriously verbally abused me for the first 20 minutes i wast here.. i feel like rain man ,, yeah yeah did cause serious bodily harm ,anyway its always good to see donna she puts ya right in check, called me dickhed 5 times before i could sit down. thats love!
it was fun seeing her and good to see she wasnt under water ,in a pineapple,again,, gay !!
but i know her weakness now,,ebay, hahaahahahhahah
shes a junkie!
ebay where ya can buy anything from a cool new shirt to a rubber wee wee,, mmm fun
see ma i wrote wee wee cuz courtney in on my mailing list and i shhouldnt say words like penis, or vagina
my mother refuses to refer to the male organ as a penis, its always pee pee.im 33 well soon to be and my mom calls a dick,,a wee wee ,and a girl,, oh yeah you know it a hoochie or some dumb shit,
you see you will learn why om soooo screwed up,, my mother beat me as a child because i couldnt spell blue!
it prob made me the way i am ,a pee pee grabbin fool
god help , me ..again ,atomic bitch wax did not get to practice friday night, the place is under water, try next week,
if dale gets his old lady to pump the cellar,, lol
j.k no im not,
see ya

Current Mood: nostalgic
Saturday, September 13th, 2003
8:31 pm
crank live at the zu
hey well it happened the firs tcrank show post ronnie quitting,,
i was there i came is saw, i .....well, if ya cant say nuthin nice ya know,
nah actually it was ok, not too hateful, the bass player was a lil nervous i couold tell, cuz i stood right in front of him screeeming all nite,
i talked to him hes a great guy
i spoke to paul madairy too, he was lookin fine, clean shaven and proper, i talked to cachola he, kinda acknowlegded me, mike lookedat me and looked away,,i gotta tell ya, he was rockin , he was on fire..thewhole band sounded pretty good, a few flubs, no more then when i played i guess, but ,, the crowd wasnt what it used to be,
no there wasnt 60 people there bivens..sorry, you lose dick,
and i saw how many people were "new" as you said,, not too many a few,
but anyway ,.. yes im still bitter, !
lol
sooooooooo what
i passed out a few flyers for my new band
i saw kg, the first thing he said to me was ,,theres allready a band called atomic bitch wax ,,, soooooo what ..again, are they in baltimore ,no, then fuck ew!
i aint tryin to get a record deal man.. what s in a name i like the name i got it, period, actually ive had it for a while , but im sure no one will believe me,
again ,.soooooooooooooo what.
anyway , crank isnt crank anymore, im sorry
a shit load of people came up to me,and said so, well, at least
those i knew at the show..the majority were there for the main band mooch,

from west va.. holy shit, how the mighty have fallen,,
all and all it was ok, until i ate a half pound of shrimp, i alomst shat myself driving home,, something wasnt right in my guts ,, i pooped til 4 am!
.....ewwwwwwww
you didnt need to know that did you,.

well anyway , i love crank, i love me, and i love you all.

got my 2nd guitarist today too,
hes a friend of mine, i'll name him later ,
soo we are complete ,now,
2 guitars drums bass and vox!
get ready for atomic bitch wax

yeah yeah yeah i know theres a band called that ,,
sooooooooooooo what ,, by the way ,we will be doin that song!
so what so what you boring lil fuck!
im out,

Current Mood: accomplished
Monday, September 8th, 2003
5:35 pm
ode to harley
youuuuuuuuuuuuuu aint nuthin but a hound dog
those words mean soo much more to me today
sadly folks, i have to announce that , harley, my neices beloved lil basset hound, has gone to doggy heaven,
the big sleep
anyway , harley was a cool lil dog i found out back of a pizza shop back in then early 90s where i was hangin out drinkin etc,,
imagine that me drunk at a pizza shop,, mm hmmm thats a first yeah right anyway i think she made it to ten years old, if not damn close,
anywa again, this was courtneys dog, and she loved her .and i love courtney ,soo ,i figgered' id say a lil somethin .
dear friends we are gathered here....
oh im sorry , i wont go that route,
well i liked harley just fine , she was a fun lil dog,
liked beer too
and had a great demeaner. loved the kids ,and mommy and daddy too.
sooooooo heres to you ole, droopy ears, low belly, har har ,and stinky butt,
see ya in the funny pages!
we will miss you harley

seriously folks , its always sad to say goodbye to friedns, and i am sad to say bye to harley .im sure my brother and family wil miss her lil bark,, ok biiig bark,
maybe i can get em another one!
one day, maybe,
soo court,, if youre reading this,, i hope you had fun with harley, i gave her to you ,cuz i love you, and
i knew you would love her!!

sleep well harley!
your duty ...is done!
ruff ruff!

Current Mood: sad
Friday, September 5th, 2003
5:44 pm
my 15 year reunion
wow, im still drunk, i saw tons of folks i havent seen in years they all looked great, i mean everyone looked incredible
me and priz and jim burchill hung out all nite and drank tons of booze..i dint even eat one thing, but i did arrive with a jammin case of the gout in my foot,, mm fun, do you know what gout is,,, look it up..
anyway,,by the end of the nite i was soo hammered,being drunk on a ship is fun actually,, everyone was milling around talking, i just sat ther people came up to me and were drinkin and stuff,, priz was like,, dude,, youre the godfather,,, .. lol
i enjoyed that ..theni started husslin' around,, saw a few dicks from school,that are today ,,bigger drunker more drugged out dicks,, no names ,please ,jk...
and that isnt just kidding,
anyway the tour was over and i was too drunk to move, i maed kim , my ex, my date for the eve, go get my truck and drive me home,
im a fun date!
i bet she wishes she married me!


hahahahahhahaha
well til the next reunion..
hey dig the photo in the corner, ,one of my dearest friends in school...will scott, was soo sxcited to see him, had a blast, hes still the same, cool as ever,, will i love ya.,..thanks for the pic,, im wasted,,, ps, nice wig,,,,,,

Current Mood: blank
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2003
5:43 pm
hello
i just ate a bean sandwhich
guess where im heading now......
to drop the cosby kids off at the pool,, see ya,, just wanted to say hi, i actually had something good to say , but, i feel a lil ......ok a big one comin'
ohhhh its the big one.......elizabeth ya hear me hunny, im comin to join ya,with a bean sandwhich in one hand and roll of toilet paper in the other....
redd foxx rules!
see ya

Current Mood: crappy
Monday, September 1st, 2003
5:28 pm
cool hand luke and other ...stuff
i was watching cool hand luke over the holiday for ,oh say the 150 th tim,e me and my grandfather used to love that flick,, hi pop,, anyway. i was thinkin on the quote lukes mom says to him when he come to visit him in jail,,,and she says i done the best i can, whats done is done, you made your own life i raised ya best i could... just like a bitch has to turn her back on her pups, a mamma has to let her youngins go, ....soo im gonna let ya go,,
or something like that
anyway it made me think, ... today i was litening to the radio and i actually called in to the local radio station 105.7 bill and thrill..to tel them ....get this,, crank is still a band. crank is not broken up. dismiss the rumors...cuz they were like yeah we heard ya broke up ,i was like no no, they got anew guy and they wil be back and,, blah blah blah... soo i found myself feeling like a mamma dog..or,,, a bitch.. lol cuz i tell ya , when ya really love something,, i mean really love it....ya never stop, ya might nmot want it back,or feel the same exact way ya did,once before,, same as a woman or a job, or anything,, or a band,,in my case..
but alas, even though im gone i feel; myself wishing them well and wanting to ... this is the sick part , help them out,. i hate to see talent thrown ,away
to quote sonny from bronx tale,, the saddest thing is wasted talent....its true,,, sometimes people on the outside care more then the insiders,, i mean i love to see a cool band on stage jammin, lights explosions,, yeah!
but if ya wanna dwel in a basement go ahead!
wasted talent.
and on top of it all, dave busts my balls daily, reminding me i wrecked it,, lol, sorry bro,
like i said,i make no regrets!
even though gettin the new band together is harder then i thought, im gonna try try try,, i couldah joined any number of loser bands , just to join, but i wanna do my thing!some folks may call it ,,,,the ronnie show,, but thats their lack of self esteem at work...crank was cool, crank is cool, i hope they get some shows i wanna go see em,, i realy do ,, i must be sick,
i was a fan before i joined, soo what the fuck

but who knows anything is possible i know dave i s mr mediator..and thats cool
but phones work both ways,, ive made my peace with everything.. ive made contact to ,, the people who i felt i needed to...no response,, oh well,
when ya get tired of lookin at the basement walls ,, call me!
id gladly come back,,,,of course i would, i love crank/...aslong as it dont imose on my new band,,, atomic bitch wax!!!
i just love that name,,, im not sure if its gonna be the name,, but i like it,,
anyway,, i talk to much,
im gonna go dye my hair, now,, ell bleach it, 15th reunion this friday,, mmm what fun its gonna be, i will let ya know all the gay details,,,
hopefully kim, my ex will get drunk and i can,, have my way,, mwuauauhaauhauaahauhuauahauauwhwuwauhwuawh
eh,, shes easy anyway....

Current Mood: weird
Saturday, August 30th, 2003
8:30 pm
well, the meeting of the minds went,,, well.. it went somewhere
well things never go as i like, seems most theboys had other things to do all day saturday..soooo, i called big jim buchannan,, his name is jim, his friends call him ,,,,,jim
and good ole dave bivens and his drunk, i mean his girlfriend.. lol ...sorry,.,her name is rose shes a great chick, i saw her... opps cant say , but they were nice!!
i saw them twice ....
anyway we ended up in my cousin daves rumpus room,,the juke joint, aptly dubbed by me, and we jammed some good tunes on the juke box and played some pool, drank all his booze and most of his beer,, its amazing how much 3 guys and one girl can drink over a 15 hour period,
all was well ,we cooked out ate healthy burgers and slammed shots, then rose got horny and wanted to screw i suggested to dave they go home for fear me and big jim got any dirty thoughts,,, lol
sooi they left, not before having bivens jump on my lap as i sit quietly in the pea knuckle chair then hearing a snap,. as the arm broke off,,,,, oppppppd damn, how doh explain this, i mean no one is gonna believe therer wasnt 55 people there actin like maniacs,, but its true, it was just us 4,, anyway dont worry dave,,mr adp,, bivens shits money!
he said he'd replace it,, sooo call him,
hes got the cash
anyway i slept all day today ..im really tired
not soo hung over just torn down, beat whooped ,and ....i feel invaded,, did bivens come back after i fell asleep,,, hmmm i feel all ....dirty,, later i need sleep
and a shot!
soo the band .....hasnt moved on,,, but ,, it will,
im makin all the calls tomorrow...be ready boys!
by the way for the 3rd time in history ,, ihave woken up floating in a hot tub drunk, and confused!
not good,,, but it felt nice!

Current Mood: groggy
Thursday, August 28th, 2003
4:25 pm
atomic bitch wax
from the new york post ..for immediate release
....the first official meeting of the new baltimore super group "atomic bitch wax" will be tomorrow saturday the 30 th of august....
the still drummer less band will meet an an undisclosed party chateua in essex..... for beers ,food and hot tubbing, under the strict discrection of manager and personal guru
dave " the knave" bivens....this should be the stepping stone to the "what will be" next big baltimore band...
with a dual guitar team ala gary holt rick hunolt(exodus-circa 1989) or james hetfeild kirk hammet (metallica circa 1988)and a monster bass sound,(straight from hell ) this band is gonna be great...and the cool vocal crooning of one mister ron peterson...giving his mimicktry of james hetfield,chuck billy, tom araya,and his gene simmons vocal overtones...and the drum sounds of,,, well we dont know just yet,,,
but at last when we spoke to peterson at a local pub, he said this about the new band....
"its gonna be fuckin cool man"....
see ya soon.... get cranked,,,, opps i mean,,
get waxed ...bitch!!!!

Current Mood: drunk
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